Post by psychromaniac on Nov 19, 2009 22:08:37 GMT -8
Electric Guitar
Melee Weapon
All that time bashing zombie's brains in with a baseball bat would easily make anyone bored. Even the occasional special zombie will be little more than a nuisance for the experienced professionals. Why is this? It's because we're tired of killing zombies the exact same way! Think back to the 80's......what do you remember? Starsky and Hutch? No. Michael Jackson? Getting closer. The Who? Bingo. and what better way to remember such a great band than performing just like their legendary guitarist!
With this melee weapon in your hands, you'll be able to smash right through those mobs of the living dead just like Pete Townshend would! (maybe) This baby's got a lot of momentum as you swing it at that creepy old cat lady down the street, so oyu'll be able to take her, your garbageman, AND your mailman out with one swing! And don't worry about getting a little blood on it, you can go right back home, wash it off, plug it into the amp*, and play it good as new! Just be aware that the stench tends to linger.
On a side note, be aware that this thing has a lot of momentum as you swing it. If you start to swing it, you probably won't be able to stop, making it unperferable in close quarters with a freind, as you can easily end up swinging their heads off as well. But who cares! with this baby and center stage, you won't need the rest of those guys!
Comes in Standard and Electric Bass Models
*amp sold seperately
Melee Weapon
All that time bashing zombie's brains in with a baseball bat would easily make anyone bored. Even the occasional special zombie will be little more than a nuisance for the experienced professionals. Why is this? It's because we're tired of killing zombies the exact same way! Think back to the 80's......what do you remember? Starsky and Hutch? No. Michael Jackson? Getting closer. The Who? Bingo. and what better way to remember such a great band than performing just like their legendary guitarist!
With this melee weapon in your hands, you'll be able to smash right through those mobs of the living dead just like Pete Townshend would! (maybe) This baby's got a lot of momentum as you swing it at that creepy old cat lady down the street, so oyu'll be able to take her, your garbageman, AND your mailman out with one swing! And don't worry about getting a little blood on it, you can go right back home, wash it off, plug it into the amp*, and play it good as new! Just be aware that the stench tends to linger.
On a side note, be aware that this thing has a lot of momentum as you swing it. If you start to swing it, you probably won't be able to stop, making it unperferable in close quarters with a freind, as you can easily end up swinging their heads off as well. But who cares! with this baby and center stage, you won't need the rest of those guys!
Comes in Standard and Electric Bass Models
*amp sold seperately